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Let’s face it, everybody has keys to lug around – car keys, house keys, maybe even dungeon keys if you’re that way inclined. But why double the burden with a boring old keyring that came free with your motor, especially if you’re a Skoda driver?

What we have here is the ultimate collection of hilarious ‘talking’ keyrings featuring some of your favourite classic and current personalities. From the unmistakeable irritability of badass A-Team hero, Mr. T, to the camp self-obsession of Little Britain’s Daffyd, these keyrings bring a bit of laughter to the mind-numbing everydayness of key-carrying!

Take a trip down memory lane with Jim Bowen’s classic Bullseye catchphrases, or unforgettable snippets of Monty Python and the Holy Grail featuring the voices of John Cleese and Michael Palin. If these are a little before your time, you’ll find the obnoxious rantings of South Park’s Cartmen right up your street, or marvel at hilarious one-liners from a host of Little Britain stars including Vicky Pollard, Andy and everyone’s favourite weight-watcher, Marjorie Dawes.



Mr. T
As Mr. T would say... "I pity the fool who don't buy a Mr. T In Your Pocket"

Talking keychain Includes the sayings:
I Pity The Fool
Don't Gimme No Back Talk, Sucka
Quit Your Jibba Jabba
Don't Make Me Mad (growl)
First Name Mister, Middle Name Period, Last Name T
Shut Up, Fool




Little Britain
A collection of 12 classic catch phrases from your favourite Little Britain characters.

Talking keychain Includes the sayings:
I want that one!
Yeah but no but!
Eh eh ehhhhhhhh!
Whatever...
Call me Bubbles darling, everbody does!
I am the only gay in the village!
Computer says no...




Bullseye
Super, Smashing, Great!

Talking keychain Includes the sayings:
Now you've won nothing, but here's your BFH, your bus fare home
Oh not another speed boat is it
Super, smashing, great!
Look at what you could have won
Here's your spelling question. "........."? I'll check that with Bully (Bully Moo)
I've got seven pounds here, it's going to take me two minutes to count this out. I'll see you after the break. It gets no better.




Monty Python
17 classic lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Talking keychain Includes the sayings:
Button your lip, you ratbag!
Come on you worm... you miserable little man. Come at me then... come on, do your worst, you worm.
Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!




South Park
Six outrageous phrases from the opinionated and obnoxious Cartman.

Talking keychain Includes the sayings:
Kick Ass!
Screw you guys, I'm going home
Respect my authority!
I was just down at the SPC, kickin' it with some G's on the Westside





Crazyfruitbat says: A favourite gadget with never-ending humour value